Blackpool pastry roll

Published: Jun 16, 2026
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I was driving up the west coast and ended up driving past Blackpool (This route ignores the M55). I’d never been to the Pleasure Beach there so decided to stop in there and ride the Pepsi Max.

I’d sent my girlfriend a picture before I boarded and my gallery had photos from other roller coasters that I didn’t recognize including one where you were in a ball type device like Mortal Kombat .

I rode the coaster but it was entirely different to what I expected with a very small physical footprint and the big drop you expected towards the end was actually a static drop where you fell directly down about 3 metes on wires before you were let off.

I wandered around afterwards and met up with some other friends . We were in a room with a very low power incinerator and a small conveyor belt where workers were feeding in uneaten stale blueberry croissants, the heat and motion turned them into a dense rolling pin type shape as we heckled the workers saying they were wasting food we’d have happily eaten instead.

After this, small cats, dogs and other fluffy animals were brought in, walking up to the top of the conveyor belt and started eating the pastry roll.