Rotary oven
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My sister had decided to buy a new car but was nervous as to what to speak to the garage about so went with my father. I went along for the ride but was dropped off at a house in Elland for whatever reason.
Inside, I was cooking a large number of £1 coins in a rotary oven while comparing Bateman to Trump.
My two cousins came around with a younger sister who I’d never seen before who had the same hair colour as them who had a plastic replica sword from a video game. The sword was bent and damaged and we were jokingly appraising it like Antiques Roadshow. After the appraisal the conversation turned to how staplers work.