Dilly desk
I was working in an estate agents that happened to have a brother and sister working there. Originally I was there for a telephone system fault however it was a fault with the lines and they’re was also no power so it was mostly a wasted visit.
I was getting on well with the pair so we’d agreed to go out into town drinking after the shop had closed for the day however due to the power cut everything in the town as closed as well. As an alternative they invited me to go back to their house as this power cut was quite widespread and also seemed to be affecting travel for some reason.
As I began to leave the office I noticed under the desk I was sat at there was a large dildo with a suction cup at the base so I stuck it to the desk top and then started to walk out, however was told off by the sister who said it would be traumatizing for the cleaner so I put it back where I’d found it.